still better then roundtop who takes a minimalist approach to snowmaking.
7Springs blows a few guns just to keep up the impression they are blowing snow. When they actually blow snow, its only to connect white spots together from the brown. Thats about as minimalistic as you can get!
Why upgrade snowmaking...
why run snowmaking when its cold enough...
Why put lights on the north face..
WHY OH WHY would we want to run our speed lift on the front face, as fast as a speed lift should run!THERE IS NO NEED TO!We have HOT DOGS Damnit!and....
and......
AND FREE PARKING!
(Disclaimer - free parking is only available when you can actually find a spot between mouth breathers everywhere that believe this place worthy of a 6 hour drive. Free parking is good on Tuesday between April - November, unless there is snow during April or November then forget it. We will shuttle you from our lots in Ohio to the 400' vertical that we advertise as 750', where you will wait in line at our polar bear express for 20 minutes to ride 1500 feet in 7 minutes. Free parking requires you arrive before 9am. Please leave all lunches and packages in your car as you will not need them. Everything you will need will be IMPOSSIBLE to get to unless you want to take an hour to ride a bus back to teh parking area, wait for a return bus and get back to the slopes. You should just eat here.
Just eat here. YOU REALLY should just eat here.... Is THIS the year you pay $8 for two chicken planks and 10 french fries?Come on out everyone...stay at 7Springs. We have some CRAZY things happening this weekend. There will be ponies, and pony turds, some company will be here selling their over hyped crap to people that barely mastered the falling leaf, Whewwwwwwwww! GO FER IT.
Rooms are only $700 / night based on a 9 person occupancy , you must by 3 meals a day and 6 lifts tickets EACH.
Disclaimer: the author of this post gets grumpy when it rains.